Eye Contact

Men, I'm giving you the key. Really. Because I figured out how you can get any girl to fall in love with you after much careful study and research and...oh, fine, just my own stupid experience. EYE CONTACT. It's amazing. When the girl talks, look deeply into her eyes. Smile. That's it. That's the whole trick. Seems simple? It is!!



Just remember NOT to do that when she isn't talking. If she's talking to her friend and you are staring deeply into her eyes, that's a bad thing. Creepy. Stalker. Weirdo. But if she's talking to you and you make it seem like it's the most important thing in the world, she'll be hooked.



One of my loves never looked at me when I talked. He would always say "honey, I know what you look like. I'm listening. But I do that with my ears. I'm using my eyes to see everything else around." That's good logic, honestly. But it sucks. And prolly why it didn't work out.



By looking in a girl's eyes, you are telling her that SHE is not only the most important thing in the room, but the most imaginably important thing in the room. She will feel like you are desperate to know more, like you can see straight through her walls.



This works in bed, too. You want a girl to think you're good in bed?? Forget all your tricks and training. Just look at her. Soooooo simple. If she feels like you aren't just fucking to fuck - and that you want HER....well, that's it. You're fabulous. You can have her anytime you want. This is why any position where eye contact is impossible or uncomfortable is a terrible idea on the first couple go-rounds.



And you want to know what sucks? Even though i KNOW this now, I still fall for it every time. Meet a guy on the train and he stares deeply into my eyes? HOOKED. Meet a guy at a bar and he stares deeply into my eyes? LET's GO! A friend from school who grabs me in the hallway and stares deeply into my eyes? OMFG SOULMATE.



Don't worry, women, there's a secret for you, too. I'll post that next time ;)