AND....a trick for women

Hair. Seriously. If you run your fingers through a man's hair, he is yours. That's the whole secret. Find a reason to do it - but definitely do it. If you want a man to kiss you and he just won't quite make the move, run your fingers through his hair. Done. making out in no time. Want him to relax so you can get the truth out of him? Head massage. Before kissing, after years of a relationship, or (and most especially) during sex: best move ever. That's all.

you're welcome.

PS - use this SPARINGLY. see, the whole reason it works is that men have super sensitive nerves on their heads because they don't spend hours brushing, curling, blowing, straightening, coloring, etc like we do. We've killed our nerve endings. They haven't. But if you do this often, you will desensitize them. Then you'll have to find something else.

Eye Contact

Men, I'm giving you the key. Really. Because I figured out how you can get any girl to fall in love with you after much careful study and research and...oh, fine, just my own stupid experience. EYE CONTACT. It's amazing. When the girl talks, look deeply into her eyes. Smile. That's it. That's the whole trick. Seems simple? It is!!



Just remember NOT to do that when she isn't talking. If she's talking to her friend and you are staring deeply into her eyes, that's a bad thing. Creepy. Stalker. Weirdo. But if she's talking to you and you make it seem like it's the most important thing in the world, she'll be hooked.



One of my loves never looked at me when I talked. He would always say "honey, I know what you look like. I'm listening. But I do that with my ears. I'm using my eyes to see everything else around." That's good logic, honestly. But it sucks. And prolly why it didn't work out.



By looking in a girl's eyes, you are telling her that SHE is not only the most important thing in the room, but the most imaginably important thing in the room. She will feel like you are desperate to know more, like you can see straight through her walls.



This works in bed, too. You want a girl to think you're good in bed?? Forget all your tricks and training. Just look at her. Soooooo simple. If she feels like you aren't just fucking to fuck - and that you want HER....well, that's it. You're fabulous. You can have her anytime you want. This is why any position where eye contact is impossible or uncomfortable is a terrible idea on the first couple go-rounds.



And you want to know what sucks? Even though i KNOW this now, I still fall for it every time. Meet a guy on the train and he stares deeply into my eyes? HOOKED. Meet a guy at a bar and he stares deeply into my eyes? LET's GO! A friend from school who grabs me in the hallway and stares deeply into my eyes? OMFG SOULMATE.



Don't worry, women, there's a secret for you, too. I'll post that next time ;)

Growing Up...is hard to do

It's hard to argue against the fact that young folk (note the sarcasting usage of that description) seem devastatingly attracted to DRAMA. Sometimes in friendships and family dynamics, and ALWAYS in relationships. It's the guy who doesn't call when he says he will, but then finally does, but then sends mixed signals, but then kisses you, but then dumps you, but then says he can't live without you....well, you know the story. He's the one who gets your attention. We have ALL been there. On both sides of the equation - sometimes we are thrown hither and thither and sometimes we do the throwing. It's always more noticeable BEING thrown than throwing. Sadly.

ANYWAYS...the prevelent theory is that at some point in our lives, we reach a stage where we grow up and decide to "settle down." No more drama, no more craziness, no more irrationality. Just basic love. Inside a day-to-day routine. Occassionally shaken up by Hallmark produced holidays like Valentine's Day.

So which is better? The butterflies? The stability?

I have gotten to a point where I am convinced that what I really want is stability. I am not looking to get married, but I will not waste time and energy I do not have on the losers who only want to cause drama. I need someone honest, responsible, financially secure, educated, etc.

But then the "drama situation" throws a text my way. Or many. And I sink back into the sea of insecurity, intrigue, manipulation, sexy irresponsibility....

Catch me, I'm falling. Catch me, I'm falling. Catch me, I'm falling.