Wednesday, July 15, 2009

bowties

I think bowties are the absolute cutest things in the entire world. I love a man who wears a bowtie. I trust men who wear bowties. You never see villains or terrorists or rapists wearing bowties. You see broadway studs, grandpas, and socially awkward/adorable men wearing bowties.

and it's one fashion thing that works equally well on poor people and rich people. How weird is that? You can wear a bowtie with town kickers and suspenders and a dirty t-shirt. That's hot. That's newsies. It's also an essential element of a tuxedo...

i want my next date to wear a bowtie. I really do.

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